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Somebody asked the internet a simple question the other day: are there any documentaries about the 2004 U.S. Olympic men’s basketball team? The short answer is no — not one dedicated to that roster. The slightly longer answer is that the 2008 Netflix film “The Redeem Team” uses the 2004 disaster as its origin story, the appetizer before the main course, the burnt toast that made everybody appreciate the steak. But the burnt toast never got its own special.

Here’s why it probably should.

Larry Brown coached the squad, fresh off an NBA title with the Detroit Pistons. He had Tim Duncan in his prime and Allen Iverson, two of the most relentlessly competitive players the league has ever produced. Beyond that, the cupboard was thinner than gas station coffee. The 2003 qualifying team — the one that cruised through the FIBA Americas tournament and punched the ticket to Athens — featured the likes of Jason Kidd, Tracy McGrady, Vince Carter, Ray Allen, and Jermaine O’Neal. Every single one of them opted out of the Olympics. Only Duncan, Iverson, and Richard Jefferson carried over from qualifying to the Games.

What Brown got instead was a roster full of pups. LeBron James was a 19-year-old rookie. Carmelo Anthony had just finished his first NBA season. Dwyane Wade was entering his second year. Emeka Okafor hadn’t played an NBA minute yet. The veterans — Lamar Odom, Shawn Marion, Stephon Marbury, Carlos Boozer — were solid NBA players, sure. But the team carried exactly one All-NBA selection (Duncan) and two All-Stars from the prior season (Duncan and Iverson). Both were all-time lows for a U.S. Olympic squad since NBA players were first allowed in 1992, according to USA Basketball records.

Then they started playing. And it got ugly fast.

The opener against Puerto Rico ended 92-73 — a 19-point loss that remains the largest margin of defeat for the United States in Olympic basketball history. It snapped a 24-game Olympic winning streak dating back to the Dream Team era. Puerto Rico’s Carlos Arroyo ran the Americans off the floor like a man who’d been waiting his whole life for the opportunity, because he had.

A group-stage loss to Lithuania followed, 94-90. Then Argentina, led by Manu Ginóbili — the tournament MVP — took the semifinal 89-81 and sent the Americans to the bronze-medal game, which they won against Lithuania, 104-96. Three losses in a single Olympics. To put that in perspective: U.S. Olympic teams had lost two games total across all previous Olympiads combined since 1992.

The team finished last in three-pointers made (5.5 per game) and 11th out of 12 teams in three-point percentage (31.4). In an international game that rewards spacing and outside shooting, the Americans bricked like they were laying a patio. Stephon Marbury’s 31-point, six-three-pointer explosion against Spain in the quarterfinals was the one game where everything clicked. It was also the only game it did.

The 2008 “Redeem Team” — Kobe Bryant, LeBron in his second go-round, Wade, Chris Paul, Dwight Howard, and the rest — got the Netflix treatment in 2022, directed by Jon Weinbach. That film spends its first act on the 2004 humiliation, the necessary setup for redemption. But the 2004 team’s story stands on its own: a collision of mass opt-outs, international basketball catching up, a roster built on potential rather than readiness, and a coaching staff that couldn’t stitch it together in time.

No documentary. No 30 for 30. No multipart docuseries. Just a bronze medal sitting somewhere in a drawer, and a fan question that reminded everyone it happened at all.

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By Earl Dubinski

Earl 'The Icebox' Dubinski is a 340-pound retired nose tackle from the South Side who now breaks down the game from the permanent indent in his recliner, affectionately known as the film room. He spends his days grumbling about analytics nerds and overpriced stadium beers, masking his undeniable love for the gridiron with a thick layer of snark. When he isn't comparing a blown coverage to a burnt brisket, he's reminding readers that he actually played the game, pal.