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Spain lifted the 2026 FIFA World Cup trophy after a 1-0 extra-time win over Argentina, and the losers handled it about as gracefully as a dropped tray at a banquet — plates everywhere, nobody apologizing, and the host wondering why he bothered.

Ferran Torres, scrutinized all tournament as a backup striker, delivered the goal that settled 120 minutes of tension, according to Fox Sports. On the other end, Spain goalkeeper Unai Simón was named the tournament’s Golden Glove winner — an honor that, given how little Argentina troubled him, felt almost ceremonial. An online joke making the rounds after the match had Simón introducing himself to Argentina’s players in the handshake line because, the quip went, they hadn’t seen him once in two hours of play. It’s a line, not a literal event, but it landed because the underlying point was true: Argentina barely laid a glove on him.

What Argentina did instead was swing at everything else.

Yahoo Sports reported that Leandro Paredes received a red card for his conduct after the final whistle, and that Argentina players turned their backs on Spain during the postgame trophy presentation — a gesture that managed to be both petty and pointless, like refusing to clap at a wedding you showed up to. Fox Sports separately noted that Enzo Fernández was sent off during the match itself, reducing Argentina to ten men. Physical confrontations broke out between the squads, and Yahoo flagged an incident involving Nahuel Molina as something warranting review by “someone in an authority position.”

For Lionel Messi, who became only the second man to appear in three World Cup finals, the night ended in tears. Fox Sports documented the Argentine captain visibly emotional as Spain celebrated, with Lamine Yamal — Spain’s teenage sensation — approaching Messi for an embrace amid the chaos. Whether Messi, 38, has played his final World Cup match remains an open question, though Fox Sports devoted multiple stories to exactly that possibility.

Spain’s defensive masterclass was the story of the tournament’s final act. Rodri won the Golden Ball as the competition’s best player, Pau Cubarsí took the Young Player Award, and a back line that conceded almost nothing across the knockout rounds suffocated an Argentine attack that had been prolific all month. Argentina’s own goalkeeper, Emiliano Martínez, set a record for most saves in a World Cup final — a stat that tells you everything about which team was doing the pressing and which was doing the protecting.

The red-card count across the 2026 tournament, per Fox Sports, exceeded the combined total of the previous two World Cups. Argentina contributed their share on the biggest stage.

Spain, for their part, celebrated like a team that knew exactly what it was. Zlatan Ibrahimović and Thierry Henry, both working the tournament as analysts, told Fox Sports that “football won today.” Argentina’s players might want to sit with that one for a while — once they finish turning around.

By Earl Dubinski

Earl 'The Icebox' Dubinski is a 340-pound retired nose tackle from the South Side who now breaks down the game from the permanent indent in his recliner, affectionately known as the film room. He spends his days grumbling about analytics nerds and overpriced stadium beers, masking his undeniable love for the gridiron with a thick layer of snark. When he isn't comparing a blown coverage to a burnt brisket, he's reminding readers that he actually played the game, pal.